You have a toilet. And you use it.

Constantly.

And your toilet needs a Book.
A Bathroom Book. The Bathroom Book.

Have something to read while you sit on your throne of shame

You are disgusting.

While you sit on your toilet you need a book to read to distract you from the gross act you are performing. No One else does this. It's just you.

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Book Version Comparison

No One Poops is available in two printed formats: Hardcover and Paperback. They each have their unique features. Let's compare the two.

HARDCOVER

48 pages of stunning watercolor images sandwiched between two hard covers, also probably made of paper, I guess, but rigid, so harder, heavier paper.

$18.99

Price in USD

8 x 10

dimensions in inches

looks better on a bookshelf

can balance open on the rigid cover

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PAPERBACK

So soft, so flimsy, the paperback version is the same exquisite book, but between two bendable thicker papers. It is also smaller dimensions for tiny hands.

$11.99

price in USD

6.14 x 9.21

dimensions in inches

easier to fit into a backpack

perfect size for the back of your toilet

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HONEST

You are the only one pooping

ACCURATE

Indeed we all know it's only you

CAN BE USED AS KINDLING

In a pinch this book can start a fire

FAIR

Seems unfair but it is very fair

EASY TO READ

We don't know how well you read

TELLS YOU THE TRUTH

We are tired of you living a false life

You are the only one who uses a toilet.

You are the only one who needs this book.

No One Poops Except You: And Everybody Thinks It's Gross. Everyone. --- by Stephen Saff

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"No One Poops Except You" is a parody children's book intended for humor purposes and only for grown-ups.