You have a toilet. And you use it.
Constantly.
And your toilet needs a Book.
A Bathroom Book. The Bathroom Book.
BUY BOOKHave something to read while you sit on your throne of shame
You are disgusting.
While you sit on your toilet you need a book to read to distract you from the gross act you are performing. No One else does this. It's just you.
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Book Version Comparison
No One Poops is available in two printed formats: Hardcover and Paperback. They each have their unique features. Let's compare the two.
HARDCOVER
48 pages of stunning watercolor images sandwiched between two hard covers, also probably made of paper, I guess, but rigid, so harder, heavier paper.
$18.99
Price in USD
8 x 10
dimensions in inches
looks better on a bookshelf
can balance open on the rigid cover
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PAPERBACK
So soft, so flimsy, the paperback cover is the same exquisite book, but between two bendable thicker papers.
$11.99
price in USD
6.14 x 9.21
dimensions in inches
easier to fit into a backpack
perfect size for the back of your toilet
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You are the only one pooping
ACCURATE
Indeed we all know it's only you
CAN BE USED AS KINDLING
In a pinch this book can start a fire
FAIR
Seems unfair but it is very fair
EASY TO READ
We don't know how well you read
TELLS YOU THE TRUTH
We are tired of you living a false life
You are the only one who uses a toilet.
You are the only one who needs this book.
No One Poops Except You: And Everybody Thinks It's Gross. Everyone. --- by Stephen Saff
"No One Poops Except You" is a parody children's book intended for humor purposes and only for grown-ups.
