You have a toilet. And you use it.
Constantly.
And your toilet needs a Book.
A Bathroom Book. The Bathroom Book.
BUY BOOKHave something to read while you sit on your throne of shame
You are disgusting.
While you sit on your toilet you need a book to read to distract you from the gross act you are performing. No One else does this. It's just you.
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You are the only one who uses a toilet.
You are the only one who needs this book.
No One Poops Except You: And Everybody Thinks It's Gross. Everyone. --- by Stephen Saff
"No One Poops Except You" is a parody children's book intended for humor purposes and only for grown-ups.
